Everything You Never Knew You Needed to Know About Pointless
What is Pointless Ginger Ale?
Pointless Ginger Ale is the swanky, non-alcoholic beverage your taste buds didn't know they were missing. Crafted with real, cold-pressed ginger and juices, it's got a mere 6g of sugar per can and absolutely zero artificial nonsense. Fancy, right?
What flavors are available?
Pointless Ginger Ale comes in four tantalizing flavors: Original, Lime, Blueberry, and Cranberry. But wait, there's more! We're always brewing up new flavors and seasonal treats to keep your taste buds on their toes. Stay tuned for our next delicious surprise!
Where can I buy Pointless Ginger Ale?
You can snag your Pointless Ginger Ale online or find it gracing the shelves of various stores in Cleveland and the Syracuse, NY area. Can't find us? Nudge your local retailer to jump on the Pointless bandwagon!
What are the quirky storage instructions for Pointless Ginger Ale?
At Pointless, we believe in a little twist—literally. Store your cans upside down and drink them right side up! Why? Because natural juices love to settle, and we want them floating around in glorious suspension for maximum flavor. Cheers to drinking right!
Is Pointless Ginger Ale suitable for health-conscious adults?
Absolutely! Pointless Ginger Ale is perfect for those who want to enjoy a drink without the guilt. With just 6g of sugar and real ingredients, it’s the sophisticated choice for grown-ups who still know how to have fun.
What are the health benefits of ginger in Pointless Ginger Ale?
Ginger isn't just spicy fun; it's also great for your health! Known for its anti-inflammatory and digestive benefits, ginger can help calm an upset stomach, reduce nausea, and even fight off colds. Who knew being healthy could taste this good?
What are the health benefits of blueberries in Pointless Ginger Ale?
Blueberries are tiny but mighty! Packed with antioxidants, these little berries can help fight off free radicals, boost brain function, and keep your heart healthy. Drinking our Blueberry Pointless Ginger Ale is like giving your body a tasty high-five.
What are the health benefits of lime in Pointless Ginger Ale?
Lime isn't just for margaritas! It's rich in Vitamin C, which can boost your immune system, improve skin health, and even help with digestion. Our Lime Pointless Ginger Ale gives you all these perks with a zesty twist.
What are the health benefits of cranberries in Pointless Ginger Ale?
Cranberries are your urinary tract's best friend. They can help prevent infections, are high in antioxidants, and support heart health. Enjoy our Cranberry Pointless Ginger Ale and give your body a berry-licious boost!
Why doesn't Pointless Ginger Ale use aspartame or other artificial sweeteners?
At Pointless, we're all about keeping it real. That's why we don't use aspartame or any other artificial sweeteners. We believe in the natural sweetness of our cold-pressed juices and just a touch of added sugar to keep things delicious and genuine.
What’s the problem with artificial sweeteners, anyway?
Artificial sweeteners? No thanks! They can leave a weird aftertaste and might not be the best for your health. We prefer the pure, clean taste of real ingredients. With Pointless Ginger Ale, you get all the flavor without any of the fake stuff.